“Pan?!” Trunks exclaimed in total confusion.

“Why do you look like you’ve seen a ghost?” Pan asked her confused husband.

“What are you doing in my house, here with me?!” Trunks asked as he backed away from her.

“What does it look like I’m doing?” she asked as she closed the distance between them.

“Look Pan, umm I...I...gotta go!” Trunks exclaimed as he ran from Pan as fast as his little saiyan legs could carry him, only to crash into something.

“Oww! Who put that there?” Trunks exclaimed as he looked up at what he crashed into.

“Baka!” Bra snapped out at her brother.

“Look miss I don’t know or care who you are, and by the way your in my house!” Trunks snapped back.

“Whatever I don’t have time for your childish games! I have more important things to do than sit here and chat with you!” Bra said as she pushed past her brother.

“Look miss I told you this is my house! Get out!”

“Bite Me” Bra said as she entered the house and went into the living room.

“Bra?!” Trunks exclaimed confused.

“The one and only Saiyan Princess, who else?”

“So then you’re here too? I guess Dende actually pulled through on his stupid threat, who would have thought he had it in him” Trunks thought out loud.

“Where’s mom?” Bra asked ignoring her brother.

“Mom...at the lab. Where else would she be?” Trunks answered.

“Good I gotta go talk to her!” Bra started to head towards the lab when Pan entered the room.

“Oh hi Bra! We haven’t seen you in a while.”

“Hi? Um what are you doing in my house?”

“Why I live...” before she could even finish Trunks puts his hand over her mouth to shut her up, grabs Bra’s arm and drags her outta the room.

“Ok, that was rude” Bra shot at her brother.

“Um, oh sorry” Trunks replied hoping his sister would forget about seeing Pan in his living room.

“Why was Pan in your living room?” Bra sweetly asked her brother.

“Um, who? I don’t know what you’re talkin'’ about...Hey look we’re here” Trunks replied changing the subject.

They both entered the lab and found their mother happily zapping away at er newest experiment.

“Hey mom” Trunks said as he slammed the door behind him.

“Oh hi Trunks...” Bulma started when she noticed Bra “well, well, well to what do we owe the visit? I thought hell would freeze over before we ever saw you again” Bulma shot at her daughter as her eyes narrowed.

“Whatever, where’s my daddy?” Bra asked ignoring her mom’s earlier comment.

Bulma started to laugh

“What’s so freakin’ funny?” Bra asked pissed.

“He’s been gone for like 5 years now or have you forgotten?” Bulma shot back at her daughter with a serious glare.

“What do you mean gone?! Daddy would never leave me! I mean you guys I understand but me?! I’m his little Princess!”

“You were then, but your not now! He left cuz of you! You started to be a bitch so he left! Remember?”

“Well if it wasn’t for me he would have left...” Trunks jumps into the conversation cutting his sis off before things got real ugly.

“Um, have either of you guys seen Goten?”

“Goten?! Oh you mean President Son! I haven’t seen him since he became President of Japan” both Trunks and Bra gave their mom a confused look.

“Goten President of Japan?!” they both exclaimed stunned.

“The future must be really screwed up if he’s President” Bra added sarcastically.

“Tell me about it” Trunks said with a smirk.

Bra looked over at her very amused bro

“Common Trunks lets go!”

“Go where? We just got here!”

“Trunksie move it! We’ve got a date with the President!”

They leave the lab and head for the white house.

At the white house

“Dadda?”

“No me not dadda! Me Goten, GO-TEN!”

The little boy reaches out even more for Goten

“Dadda”

“No me Goten, Go-Ten, GO-TEN, Goten dammit!”

“Waaaaaa! WAAAAAAA!” the boy starts to cry.

“Way to go Goten, that’s the best way to bond with your son! You made him
cry!”

“My son?! Yeah right, very funny!”

“Um Mrs. Son don’t mind your husband he’s just delusional right now. We just need to give him some time alone to clear his head” the Presidential Advisor advised Paris as he ushered her outta the room.

“De-u-sion-al! De-u-sion-al!” the little boy shouted out and pointed at Goten as he began to giggle. Then he left the room running after his mommy.

“Even my son thinks I’m crazy! I must be crazy cuz I don‘t even have a son and here I am worrying about him calling me delusional!” Goten said as he began to pace around the room.

“What’s going on here? One minute I’m talking to Dende and the next I’m being attacked by camera’s!” Goten continues to pace around the room making random stops.

“Ok, ok I was fighting with Trunks and Marron when Dende got all weird and started to chant a bunch of mumbo-jumbo then poof I’m over here, then...” Goten paused and began to make funny faces while he was deep in thought Think Joey from friend)

“Um, I got...no that won’t work”

“You know what this is totally a bad dream! I’m gonna wake up in my room and find all my family and friends standing over my bed and I’ll start to point at them and then I‘ll say...” just then Trunks and Bra walk in.

Goten points at Trunks

“you were there” and then points at Bra

“and you were there...hey wait what are you doing here? Trunks I’m sooooooooo happy to see you!!!!!” Goten’s about to hug Trunks

“Hey wait...” Goten stops himself

“I’m still mad at you!”

“Well I’m still mad at you but that doesn’t matter right now! You do know what’s going on don’t you?”

“Um, no. I haven’t the slightest” Goten said in a very Gokuish way.

“Wake up stupid! Dende sent us 10 years in the future and trapped us in our future bodies without any freakin’ reference of what went on for the past decade!”

“Oh, so that’s what happened...and here my mommy thought that I would end up another karate bum like my dad!”

“Oh get serious Goten!” Trunks said as he rolled his eyes at Goten.

“Hey I actually like my life! I mean look at you, you got stuck with some nerdy, fashion victim whose still probably too good for you anyway!”

“Who you calling a fashion victim Spikey?!” Bra said crossing her arms very Vegeta's.

“Bra?! Are you in there?” he asked as he slowly inched toward her, his nose almost touching hers trying to look past her glasses.

“Who do you think is inside of me Marilyn Monroe?”

“You know Goten, I think you’d really like to know who I did marry. She’s really hot, has a very nice body and very mine.” Goten gave Trunks a confused look

“Give up? It’s your little niece Pan”

“What?! My niece! You are sooooo freakin’ dead!” Goten jumps at Trunks and starts to pound the shit outta him.

“What’s wrong Goten don’t like knowing that we’re related?! Maybe I should start calling you Uncle Goten” Trunks said with a smirk.

“Shut up, better yet I’ll shut you up!” the two go at each other and start fighting again. Before any serious damage happens Bra pulls them apart.

“Knock it off before I kick your asses myself!” They both stop, look at her and start to laugh.

“Bite Me!” They start to laugh even harder at Bra’s salty remark, Trunks is the first to recover.

“Well since you want us all to get along, I think I should go get reacquainted with my wife.” Trunks replied with a sly smile.

“That’s it, I’ll make sure not even the Dragon Balls can bring you back!” Goten shouted.

“I’m warning you!” Bra shouted at the two. Before Trunks and Goten can answer Bra cuts them off

“Hey, have either of you idiots seen Blondie?!”

“Damian?!” Marron asked bewildered.

“Um what are you doing here?! What‘s going on?! Where am I, and why was...” before she could finish Chris covered her mouth with his hand.

“Why was what?” Damian asked. “Let me guess, what was he doing in your room or should I say bed?” Damian accused with an icy stare.

“I don’t know Eve why don’t you tell me I think you’d know best, after all you were the one who was in bed with him! It’s a pity too...” Damian added as he looked over at Chris who was starting to turn pale.

“What’s a pity?” Marron asked looking from Chris to Damian.

Damian just stared at her.

“What?! I really don’t know what the hell’s going on! I mean...” before she could start explaining Damian cut her off

“Sure you don’t, I really believe you especially since I found you two in your room!” Damian replied icily as he began to slowly pace around the room. He stopped right in front of Marron

“But I’ll humor you. So tell me Eve, what was he doing in your room? Hmm?” Marron looked over to where Chris was, hoping for help but he was still pale.

*Guess I better do something before he kills me* Marron thought as she looked over at Damian *Ewww, he looks like Vegeta does right after Bulma takes away his gravity room*

“Um...he was um...” Marron looked back over at Chris for any sign, anything but he was too afraid of Damian to be much help.

“Well you see he was cleaning up! Yeah that’s it, I mean I woke up this morning and he was cleaning up my room because it was so messy!” Marron answered proud that she thought up such a good lie.

“Oh, then why didn’t you answer the door when I called you? Hmmm?” *Try to get yourself outta that one* Damian thought to himself with a smirk.

He had had enough of this and just wanted to blast something, preferably Chris since he was with HIS woman! He didn’t blame Eve, but Chris on the other hand had two more minutes of life left, Damian thought with a smirk.

“Well you see, Um I didn’t know it was you and didn’t want any one to bother us...Oh no wait, that sounded wrong! Um let me rephrase that!”

*Great I’m dead! It’s over! Way to go Eve, that’s the way to get us outta this! Just stick your foot in your mouth!* Chris thought as he contemplated running for the door.

Right as Chris bolted for the door a small beam formed in Damian’s hand and before Marron could blink Chris was gone.

“Well now that that’s over...get ready we’re leaving in half an hour!”

“Ready?! What are you talking about? Going where! Hey don’t roll your eyes at me!”

“Why are you acting so stupid? I mean seriously you can cut the whole, I don’t get it act! Just get over it, you didn’t save this one maybe next you will Ok?” Damian said as he leaned forward and kissed Marron. After a few minutes Marron was finally able to break away from Damian.

“Ok now get ready and meet me in the jet.” Damian said as he left the room.

“Ok get ready, get ready, hmm now all I gotta do is find a closet.” Marron starts to search around the room and finds the closet.

“Oh here it is! Let’s see, what to wear, what to wear?” She pulls out a business suit, but finds out it’s more business than it is suit.

“Ok, definitely not that one!” She keeps looking and keeps finding the same things over and over.

Finally she picks a red fuzzy mid-drift with a black glittery miniskirt (and I mean mini), and tall black platforms.

“All that clothes and this is all I could find?! I mean Bra’s red plastic suit isn’t as revealing as this! I feel dirty! Ewe!” with that Marron marches off mad and heads toward the jet.

“Finally! It took you long enough! Get in the plane and let’s go!” Damian ordered.

“Well excuse me! I had a little trouble finding clothes! And stop staring at me like that!”

“Who’s staring? I’m just admiring the view.” Damian replied with a smirk.

“Well whatever! Can you please tell me where you’re taking me?!”

“Taking you? Don’t you remember we’re on our way to Japan to kill the President and take over the world.”
 
 

Author’s Notes: Who does that sound like? It’s Pinky and the Brain, it’s Pinky and the Brain...Sorry I couldn’t help myself! Is it me or does Marron seem a little evil in the future, and poor Goten has to find out about Pan from Trunks! I know the characters are way outta character, but remember this is what’ll happen if they don’t change!

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