Then finally,Vegeta and Bulma came into the store,with Bulma
being the only one out of the two who put stuff into the cart.Vegeta really
hated shopping for food,or really shopping for almost anything at all.
But he did through in a chocolate bar every now and then,or some meat here
and there,but otherwise,nothing.Until he and Goku found something that
they really liked,a martial art's tournament flyer with a thing saying
THE WINNER WILL GET A FOURTY TWO POUND HAM AND FREE GROICERIES FOR A
WHOLE YEAR!!!IT'S ON TOMORROW,ARE YOU READY?????????????
"Kackarott,I'm going to win that ham,and have the pleasure of beating
you,"Vegeta said bitterly.
"Don't forget the grocieries for a year!"added Bulma.
"I don't think so Vegeta!"said Goku.
"We could use grocieries for a year!"said Chi Chi.
************THE NEXT DAY**********************************************
"WWWWWEEEELOCOME TO THE NATIONAL MARTIAL ART'S MEAT TOURNAMENT!!!" screamed
an announcer's voice."We have alot of matches today!!First we have VEGETA
PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS!!Against MANIC THE MANIAC!!!"said the announcer."And
now they start off.Vegeta punches and kicks,and WHAM that had to hurt,Manic
with one kick sent Vegeta across the stadium.But wait!Vegeta has
just thrown a giant ki blast towards Manic.Can Manic
avoid it?No and he's outta----just wait,Manic's still up!Can
Vegeta knock him down?And Vegeta goes after him with amazing punches and
kicks,POW,WHAM,GULLOOOT!(Just kidding about that last one) Vegeta is killing
Manic" Announced the announcer.
*******************3 hours later**************************************
"And here it comes ,THE BIG ONE,HERE IT IS,VEGETA'S FINAL FLASH ATTACK HAS KNOCKED OUT MANIC!!!This match is over!!!"yelled the announcer. And Vegeta held up his arms in victory!!!
Next was Goku!
"And now,we have ,are you ready for this?GGGGGOOOKKKUUUUU!!!!And his opponent....GLACIERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the announcer. "And glacier starts out with his ice freeze attack!!And Goku breaks it with his KAMEHAMAHA AND TO ADD TO THAT STRENGTH HE GOES KAOKAN!!! AND BLAST'S GLACIER,but Glacier is still UPPP!!!!!!And he immediatly gives Goku a fight with hands and feet,and...A KI BLAST THE SIZE OF A GLOBE!!!And he throw's it at Goku!And WHAMM!Goku flies across the stadium"screams the announcer.
***************************3 hour's later*****************************
"And Goku uses...SUPER KAMEHAMAHEA!!!!AND THAT'S ALL FOR GLACIER!!!!" yelled the announcer as Goku cheered!!!!!!
******IN THE LOCKER ROOM**********************************************
"Kackarott,you were good,I'll admit that,but not good enough to beat
ME"Vegeta said bitterly.
"We'll see,"Goku said as the announcer anounced a couple very quick
victoies.
*****************AT THE END OF THE CONTEST****************************
"AND NOW VEGETA IS IN THE THIRD LAST MATCH OF THE TOURNAMENT AGAINST
........A PERSON WHO'S BEEN WINNING AND WINNING....BULMA!!!!!!" screamed
the announcer.
When he said that Vegeta looked like he saw a ghost.
"Now let's start the match!"said the announcer as Bulma beat on poor
Vegeta,who was still in shock,and,what kind of man punches his wife?
And finally...
"WHAM!!Vegeta is out,and Bulma is the winner!"said the announcer.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHEHAHEHEHAHAHEHE!!"squealed Goku.
"SHUT UP
KKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAARRROOOTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"yelled
Vegeta angerly.
Now it was Goku's turn.
"And Goku's opponent is...CHI CHI!!!"and when the announcer said that,
Goku was finished in the tournament.Then it was Bulma and Chi Chi. I know
I know,THE BATTLE EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE! But instead,they delibritly tied,so
they each got a 21 pound ham (half) and shopping for free for a year.
"Well,Bulma I hope you're happy,I was beaten by a woman!"grumbled Vegeta.
"Ahh,don't be like that,you just didn't want to hurt me,isn't that
right?"said Bulma.
"Yahh,that's it,no mere woman could beat me,HAHA,"said Vegeta triumphantly.
Bulma grew a frown,she was trying to make him feel better,and he insulted
every woman on earth.
WWWWWWWWHHHAAAMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bulma layed out the prince,stuffed him in the car,and went home.
"Wow Chi Chi,I didn't know you could fight so well!"Goku complemented.
"Thank you,"Chi Chi thanked.
"Ohh,and I taped the whole thing!"Chi Chi said.
"OOOOOOHHHH GREAT,THANX,"Goku said sarcasticly.
I'll beat you yet Kackarott,thought Vegeta in his sleep.
~Owari