(AT ORANGE STAR HIGHSCHOOL)
Trunks:Look Sasuke,why can't
I be in the Diary Hunter RPG club of yours?
Sasuke:You haven't passed
the tests Trunks Briefs.
Trunks:What tests?!
Sasuke:Look,meet me afterschool
and we'll determine it all,okay?
Trunks:Right.
(AFTERSCHOOL)
Trunks:Okay,am I in the club?
Sasuke:What do you say guys?Ryu?Mashima?
Ryu:He's got to pass the tests.
Mashima:Come,Trunks.We shall
take you to the initiation area.
(The three boys walked into the woods and stopped at an empty area surrounded by trees.There were a few stumps there and Trunks was told to sit at the front stump.)
Trunks:This is your clubhouse?!
Mashima:Of course no,fool!This
is the training and initiation center.To be a diary hunter you have three
tasks to complete to become half complete,as a diary hunter.
Trunks:So,what are the first
three tasks?
Sasuke: ::whispers something
into his ear::
Trunks:Whoa!That is so easy!
(All Trunks had to do for the first task was name 50 RPG's.The second task was to play two different RPG's and beat the first level in a certain amount of time.The last task was to beat Ryu in a "Magic The Gathering"(very fun card game)match.)
Sasuke:You are now Diary Hunter/Trunks/1/2.After
you complete this last task your defenitly in the club as an official Diary
Hunter RPGer.
Mashima:You must retrieve
three diaries of girls.
Trunks:What?!I can't do that.It's
wrong.
Sasuke:We've all done it.If
you don't do it,your not in the club.This is your ONLY chance.
Trunks:Okay!Fine!I'll do it.....I'll.....retrieve
the diaries.
HUNT 1
Trunks:Okay.....now who's diary should I get first?Who should my targets be?Okay...I'll put Anzel's sis,Botan on the list.Then I'll put bratface.....and last but not least...Yoko Kisomaki.
(TARGET 1:THE IZUMI HOUSEHOLD)
Trunks:Hey Anzel.....mind if
I come in?
Anzel:Sure...what're you up
to?
Trunks:Up to what?Heh heh
^_^;;
Anzel:I can feel some kinda
nervous vibe coming from you.I don't know how,but I can just feel it.
Trunks: ::explains everything
to Anzel::
Anzel:So....you want to be
in this club really badly,eh?Does it include reading the diaries?
Trunks:I seriously don't know....they
did'nt say anything about it.
Anzel:.........nah...I should'nt
say....your concience will tell you.By the way....why'd you start the hunt
this late at night?Everyone in my family is already asleep.
Trunks:Why aren't you asleep?
Anzel:Tubby(the Izumi's FAT
FAT cat)got hungry,as usual.
Trunks:Well,I'll head toward
Botan's room. ::comes to Botan's door and slowly opens it and gasps to
notice all the cats in her room::Damn!That's a lotta cat...I've always
wondered how many they've had in all.::quietly tiptoes into the room like
a ballerina and spots her diary on the bookshelf::That thing right there's
probably it!What a stupid place to hide it.::tip toes over and grabs her
diary,then suddenly he wakes up all of the cats::EEP!Dammit!shoo!shoo!Go
away!
Cat:HISS!HISS!!
Trunks:eep!okay okay....nice
kitty.....nice kitty.....
All the cats: HISS! HISS!
Botan: huh?Claybore?Is that
you?I already fed you?
Trunks: Shit!They're looking
at me!If I go to the door she'll see me and I'll get caught.But I'm near
the window....I guess it isn't that long of a drop.::quietly opens the
window and jumps out and hits the ground::YES!I got it!::runs into the
woods::YEAH BABY!!::suddenly bumps into something fuzzy and big::
???:ROWR!!!!
Trunks: ::notices the creature
is a bear and starts to run and gets chased::Shoo!I did'nt do nothing!
SHOO!!::bear bites off his pant leg and Trunks' boxer undies are showing
but he manages to get away,limping::
HUNT 2
Trunks:Today,it's the house of bratface.This
should be a piece of cake! ::sneaks into the Kame House threw the window
and heads for Marrons room::I knew this would be a piece of cake.::sees
Marron Diary in the toy chest and takes it::Yeah! ::sneaks outta the room
and dives back into the water:: ::while Trunks is swimming in the water
he is being followed.............. ....................................................by
a shark!Trunks swims for his life and again gets his pants ripped::
HUNT 3
(For the last diary to collect,Trunks decided to wear a skimask to hide his identity in order to not get caught)
Trunks:This oughta do it.Yoko
can actually be tricky sometimes.So.....this is my last destination. ::climbs
up the fence to Yoko's room and he keeps falling down::DAMN!How am I supposed
to get up there-wait a minute.DOH!I'm the stupidest person that ever existed.I
did most of this for nothing! I could of flew into Botan's and Marron's
room and across the ocean to Kame Island.Oh well...that was then,this is
now. ::flys into Yoko's room:: Hmm......Yoko isn't in here....I wonder
where she is?
Yoko:I just read your letter.......it
said that you'll be gone for a while...everything was gettin better.. ::continues
humming the tune::
Trunks:Yikes!She's comin!
::hides under her bed::
Yoko:You think your special....you
do.....I can see it in your aaa-a-eyes.....I can see it when you laugh
at me.....look down on me.....and walk around on me.....
Trunks:I like that song....
Yoko:Now,to write in my precious
diary.
Trunks: Thank the lord!
(Yoko presses a button,behind her bed and a secret room opens up at the end of her closet.Trunks is amazed.Yoko goes inside and Trunks follows hiding behind some of the stuff.About ten minutes later,Yoko was finished writing in her diary.While she was heading for the exit Trunks ran up to grab it when Yoko heard his footsteps and turned around.)
Yoko:GASP!A diary hunter!!
Trunks:Yikes......
Yoko:How dare you!Who are
you?!What're you doing here!
Trunks: .............
Yoko: eep!That's it.....your
a criminal and I got to beat you up and report you.
Trunks: ::gets in positiion::
(The battle engaged and both of them got ready to spar.Trunks tried to sweep Yoko but she jumped and spinkicked his face.Trunks fell backward and while he was still down Yoko tried to kick him but Trunks rolled the other way around and hopped back up.He tried to attack Yoko with a strong punch but she counterattacked,jabbing him in the stomach.Trunks jumped backward flying up in the air and charging up.An aura of light appeared around his body and he formed his energy into a ball.)
Trunks:QUOTE ZE DOE DA!BURNING
YU ATTACK!
(The ki blast hit Yoko down to the
ground.While she was on the floor Trunks raced over,grabbed her diary and
jumped out the window panicing.He did'nt land anywhere new....except for
the neighbors yard.Trunks was,again,in a pickle,for Yoko's neighbors had
a ferocious dog who ripped off one of Trunks' pant legs off.)
(THE NEXT DAY)
Sasuke:You have retrieved all
three diaries?Impressive.
Mashima:(looks impressed)I
did'nt think you had it in you,Trunks.
Ryu:Fine job.....and in three
days.It'd take most guys more than a week and they still could'nt retrieve
at least one.
Sasuke:Well....Trunks is now
a Diary Hunter RPGer.Now,to celebrate his victory,we shall read the diary's
aloud.Starting with that hottie Yoko Kisomaki.Wonder if she likes me ::starts
to laugh like Beavis::
Trunks:UGH!I thought we did'nt
have to read them aloud.That isn't good and I won't let you bud into Yoko's
privacy cause she's one of my best friends!::snatches the diary away::
Sasuke:Give that back!
Mashima:If you don't your
not a club member anymore!
Trunks:When it comes to good
friends like Yoko you can't do things like this!In fact,now....I don't
really give a crap! ::walks off carrying the diaries then stops::Oh yeah,you
can read the diary of bratface.::walks off::
Sasuke:GRRRR!
(For the next two days Trunks returned the diary's mysteriously without them knowing he did it.Trunks did feel a lot better and later on forgot the whole thing ever happened.Meanwhile...)
Marron:Daddy!Mommy!I still can't find my diary!!Whoever has it bettergive it back!!
(AT THE DIARY HUNTER RPGers CLUBHOUSE)
Sasuke:What should we do with
this crappy thing.
Ryu:Let's burn it.
Mashima:Yeah.....like to see
it turn to ashes then we can experiment.::laughs like butt-head::
THE END
-Writer4263(Writer-san)