It's All Because of "Veggie"
By Little Pan
 

    Today, the teenage gang, Trunks, Goten, Marron, Bra and Pan met at the same place, and at
the same time again. It's 4 p.m at Central Park across from Marron's apartment.
 
"Hi"
 
"Hi"
 
"Hi"
 
"Hi"
 
"Hi"
 
Silence..........................
 
"So??" Trunks started the conversation as usual.
 
"So??" Goten copied what he said.
 
"Shut up, I'm not talking to you." Trunks said annoyed.
 
"Than who are you talking to???"
 
"Shut up."
 
"So what's happening in your life, niichan?" Bra asked Trunks.
 
"I believe you know it quite well, little sister."
 
"Well the truth is I DON'T!!" Bra shot back.
 
"Guess the old lovin' sibling's fight is back again." Marron whispered to Pan and Goten as they
stood and watched.
 
"Than too BAD!!! 'Cause I happened to be the president of Capsule Corp.!!!"
 
 "Well, for YOUR information Mr. Smarty-pants president, I happened to be....."
 
"Hey isn't that Vegeta?" Pan interrupted Bra.
 
"I wonder why Tousan is walking a dog." Trunks wondered as he saw Vegeta also.
 
"Let's go check it out." Goten suggested.
 
"Yeah, go ahead if you want your head chopped off."
 
"Oh come on, it wouldn't be that bad if I'm there." Bra said trying to back up Goten.
 
"Bra, my wonderful dear, darling little sister, do you know that Tousan HATED 'Kakarot' and his
loving sons? Especially that 'noisy woman'"
 
"Hey! Don't call my kassan that!" Goten shouted.
 
"Hey people, are we gonna check it out or not? we're not here to hear the fight ......... although it's
kinda interesting, anyways, back to my point.
            Are we gonna go check out Vegeta or not?" Marron yelled as she tries to get the guys to
listen.
 
"I'd say we go check it out."
 
"I refuse to."
 
"Why not?"
 
"I don't want to be killed by Tousan right now."
 
"Fraidy cat."
 
"I am not."
 
"Than let's go check it out!"
 
"FINE!!! But keep it in mind that I'm only doin' this for my pride."
 
"Just like Vegeta, too much damn pride in yourself."
 
"Shut up, let's go."
 
********Sneak up on Vegeta*************
 
"What do you want, Brats?" Vegeta yelled as he spotted the gang.
 
All five of them gulped.
 
"Umm, uhh......" Trunks' trying to sound casual. ( he really did tried! ~_^)
 
"We'reheretoaskyouwhyareyouwalkingadog." Marron bravely answered as fast as she can.
 
"HUMPH, that woman made me do it." was the answer.
 
"We have a dog now?" Bra asked.
 
"NO, NOT WE, THAT WOMAN DID!!!" Vegeta screamed.
 
"Tousan, you're hurting my saiyan ears!"
 
"I like the dog, it's very cute." Pan told Vegeta.
 
"SHUT UP IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!" Pan shut her mouth very immediately.
 
When Vegeta is about to fly off in anger he heard:
 
"VEGETA!!! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING???"
 
"Bulma!! Am I ever glad that you showed up!" Pan ran to Bulma.
 
"Hey Bulma."
 
"Hi Bulma"
 
"Hey, whatsup Kassan?"
 
"Hi Kassan."
 
"Kassan, what's with all the bags and boxes of supplies for the dog? Isn't Tousan suppose to carry
            that?" Bra asked.
 
"Oh Crap." Vegeta whispered to himself.
 
"Unfortunately, your Tousan forgot to do so." Bulma glared at him.
 
"I'm the prince of all saiyans! You can't force me to do anything!" Vegeta's trying to back up
himself.
 
"Well if you're the so-called prince of saiyans, then I'm the wife of the so-called prince of saiyans,
          and HUSBANDS HELP WIVES!!!"
 
" I do have to agree that kassan had a point there." Trunks said
 
"SHUT UP BRAT!!!"
 
"Bulma, that's a nice dog there, what are you gonna call it?" Pan asked.
 
"Well, I haven't thought about that yet."
 
Bulma looked at Trunks, she looked at Goten, she looked at Marron, she looked at Bra, she
looked at Pan, and finally, she looked at the so-called prince of saiyans Vegeta.
 
"I think I'll call it 'Veggie'."
 
"NANI??!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, WOMAN!!!"
 
"Why not?"
 
"Because I SAID SO!"
 
"YOU WANNA COME AND MAKE ME?"
 
"GRRRRRRRRR"
 
And so the warrior flew off with anger, leaving the dog behind.
 
" DON'T THINK YOU'RE HAVING DINNER TONIGHT, 'CAUSE I'M NOT MAKING ANY
FOR YOU!!!!"
 
"Tousan! You left the dog behind, kassan's gonna kill you!!!"
 
"VEGETA, YOUR DAUGHTER IS SO CORRECT!!!"
 
    After that fight, Vegeta went back to the gravity room in Capsule Corp. He trained so hard that
he forgot what time is it. It is 9 p.m. At this time, Vegeta heard a sound from the front door, he
thought:
"It's probably broken because of how hard I slam the door."
So Vegeta went to the door to check it out. When he reached his destination, the door swung
open!
" What are YOU doing HERE????" Bulma shouted as she and the gang came into the house.
 
"This is my home, and I can stay as long as I want!"
 
"Well, for YOUR information, Mr. so-called prince of saiyans, this is MY house, so OUT! OUT,
OUT, OUT!!!!!!!!"
 
"FINE! BE THAT WAY!" And Vegeta flew off once again
 
Trunks, Goten, Marron, Bra and Pan watched in shock of how loud Bulma can get. Finally,
Trunks spoke:
 
"Uhh, kassan, Tousan is going to go ta Gohan's house for shelter, if he got refused, he will go ta
Goku-san's house, then the Kame's house. How about we warn them?"
 
"Good thinking, Trunks."
 
****************Phone Calls*********************
 
BRIINNNNNNNNNNNG! BRIINNNNNNNNG!
 
"Mushimushi"
 
" Hi Videl, this is Bulma."
 
"Hi Bulma!"
 
"Is Vegeta there?
 
"No."
 
"Good, if he comes, do me a favor, don't let him in. Okay?"
 
"Sure."
 
"Thanks."
 
"Any time."
 
KNOCK KNOCK
 
*open the door* "Hi Vegeta, what a surprise to see you here."
 
"Let me in."
 
"I'd love to, but I can't. So..."
SLAM!!! Videl shut the door.
 
******************************
 
BRIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! BRIIINNNNNNNNNG!
 
"Mushimushi"
 
"Hi Chi-chi."
 
"Hi Bulma!"
 
"Is Vegeta there?"
 
"No."
 
"Good, Chi-chi, can you do me a favor?"
 
"Sure, what is it?"
 
"If Vegeta's there, don't let him in, okay?"
 
"Okay, consider it done."
 
"Thanks."
 
"You're very welcome."
 
BANG BANG
 
*open the door* "Hi Vegeta! Isn't it a lovely day outside? Maybe you would like to stay out for a
while, ENJOY!!!!"
 
SLAM!!!! Chi-chi shut the door.
 
"Grrrrr! Does that woman have to tell everybody everything?"
 
"Hi Vegeta!!!" Goku sounded very cheerful.
 
"Great, the idiot." Vegeta mumbled.
 
"What did you say?"
 
"Nothing."
 
"I wouldn't spar with you!"
 
"GRRR!!FINE!!! I SAID, GREAT! THE IDIOT!!!!"
 
"Uhhhh, ummm.....gotta go. Seeya!" Goku ran off.
 
"GRRRRR!!!!"
 
**********************************
 
BRIINNNNNNNNNG! BRIINNNNNNNNNNG!
 
"Mushimushi"
 
"Hi Juuhachi-gou."
 
"Hi Bulma!"
 
"Is Vegeta there?"
 
"No, why?
 
"Okay, can you do me a favor?
 
"Why not."
 
"If Vegeta's there, don't let him in. Okay?"
 
"Well, I don't really see what's the point. 'Cause you see, he doesn't like anybody in this house,
and non of us like him either, so why bother?"
 
"Well, just in case....."
 
"Yeah, I know what to do."
 
"Thanks."
 
"No problem."
 
BANG BANG
*open the door* "Oh, it's you." Juuhachi-gou said in an emotionless face, crossing her arms.
 
"Let me in." Vegeta did the same.
 
"Why?"
 
"Grrrrr"
 
"So?"
 
"Because, I'm homeless."
 
"I can't hear you."
 
"I said, I'm HOMELESS!!!"
 
"I still can't hear you!"
 
"UGH!!! I SAID, I'M HOMELESS!!!"
 
"Gosh, you don't have to hurt my ears!"
 
"Who's homeless???" Gohan, Kame, Goku, Chi-chi, the gang, Krillin, Videl, Yamcha, Tien and
Chou-zu all said in unison as they peeked out from the kitchen door.
 
"People, it's just Vegeta." Juuhachi-gou replied.
 
"Oh. Thought so."
 
Bra went up to Vegeta.
"Tousan, kassan said that if you want to go back to the house, you must take 'good' care of
Veggie. 'Good' care means you must clean, walk, and feed the dog."
 
"What does that woman think I am???"
 
*Bulma arrived and heard what Vegeta said*
"What ELSE? My HUSBAND???"
 
"Of course I'm your husband!!!"
 
Chi-chi in the other hand couldn't wait for the answer from Vegeta anymore so she yelled.
" Are you gonna except the rules or go outside and enjoy the fresh air???"
 
"And I'm not an idiot!!!" Goku suddenly step out of the crowd. But then everyone turn their
heads and look at Goku.
".......I rest my case." Goku laughed nervously.
 
"SO???" The crowd asked.
 
"NO!!!!! I'VE GOT A TRUCKLOAD OF PRIDES, AND I AM NOT
THROWING THAT AWAY!!!!"
 
" Fine, then no meals served from me, no shelter in the Capsule Corp., no sparring with
anyone..."
 
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL TAKE IT!!!"
 
"Good."
 
    And for everyone else, they're happy, because there's no more bothering from Vegeta anymore,
since now he's busy with his new found 'friend' that's named after him, Veggie.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

~owari
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